YOU'RE THE PUPPY

Amy. 18. England.

Immature asshole and a sarcastic short-arse.

Officially obsessed with all things Orphan Black.

Clonepocalypse url: cosima-niehaus-3-2-4-b-2-1

slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 285,413 notes

mirroredtwins:

THE ORPHAN BLACK COMIC BOOK WILL HAVE BACKSTORIES

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2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 573 notes

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 46,130 notes

drunkkitchens:

mydrunkitchen:

(x)

5 days ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 720 notes
iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

5 days ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 27,385 notes

somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:

The amount of questions Bastille asks in their songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 115,649 notes
Tagged as: #Bastille 

agaysongbird:

momentary-ecstasy:

Actors that don’t have the same accent as their characters fuck with my head.

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1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 6,606 notes

Mood:

cozimaniehauz:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

I used to do this a lot and one time my brother came in and went WATCH OUT FOR THAT BALL right as I threw it so I was like ??? And then the ball came back and hit me in the face

1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 205,708 notes
erik-steigerwald:

annieskywalker:

vevamadness:

all the time

MY LIFE

true

erik-steigerwald:

annieskywalker:

vevamadness:

all the time

MY LIFE

true

1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 47,066 notes
eremiel-fallen-angel:

gabriel-pancake:

skadi-again-again:

althor42:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting



Admit it you all saw it coming

eremiel-fallen-angel:

gabriel-pancake:

skadi-again-again:

althor42:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

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Admit it you all saw it coming

1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 456,596 notes
1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 57,734 notes

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 1,081,239 notes
noctiscorvus:

dedicationtrumpsinspiration:

1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
eating DARK chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
eating MILK chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
the sugar in MILK chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
eating ANY chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

I’ve been worried about dementor attacks since literally forever.

Also, my brother stopped eating chocolate and got a little sick.His doctor prescribed him chocolate.He has a doctor’s note. To. Eat. Chocolate.

noctiscorvus:

dedicationtrumpsinspiration:

1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

  • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
  • eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
  • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
  • eating DARK chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
  • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
  • eating MILK chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
  • the sugar in MILK chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
  • eating ANY chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

I’ve been worried about dementor attacks since literally forever.

Also, my brother stopped eating chocolate and got a little sick.
His doctor prescribed him chocolate.
He has a doctor’s note. To. Eat. Chocolate.

1 week ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 334,061 notes
Tagged as: #CHOCOLATE 

Can you tell me, again, where you were at ten-thirty last night?

1 week ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 194 notes
Tagged as: #THE HUSTLE 

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

1 week ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 629,456 notes
Tagged as: #phrase things