YOU'RE THE PUPPY

Amy. 18. England.

Immature asshole and a sarcastic short-arse.

Officially obsessed with all things Orphan Black.

Clonepocalypse url: cosima-niehaus-3-2-4-b-2-1

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Song: Kiss Me
Played: 17,704 times.

thelionandllama:

heeeEELLLOOOOOOOOoooOOOoOOOoOO

i have made this audio that may make you cry 

it is Ed Sheeran and Troye Sivan singing

What i have done is i have mashed Ed singing Kiss Me and Troye Sing Kiss Me

Ed is singing in your LEFT Headphone 

Troye is singing in your RIGHT Headphone

close your eyes and have fun!!

( i advise you use headphone. personally i think it sounds better)

DO NOT REPOST YOU HAVE A REBLOG BUTTON FOR A REASON

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 3,750 notes
Tagged as: #music 

kissedmequiteinsane:

cumberbitchinunicorn:

Why is this so funny??!

#TOp lEFT THEY’RE JUST DRINKING TEA AND THEN OOHHHOHOO O HOH NO OH NO OH NO

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 377,650 notes

les-bow:

proud moments when they both became official authors.

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 1,375 notes
whowhatwherehowwhy:

You know you have made it when Taco Bell wishes you happy birthday

whowhatwherehowwhy:

You know you have made it when Taco Bell wishes you happy birthday

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 2,892 notes
Tagged as: #grace helbig 

thatsgrace:

"Be yourself. Be yourself from the beginning until the end of time. Don’t ever be what you think other people will want you to be." - Grace Helbig

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 3,742 notes
Tagged as: #grace helbig 
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2 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 2,074 notes

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

3 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 142,360 notes
Tagged as: #OMFG 

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

4 days ago on September 26th, 2014 | J | 1,006,297 notes

ziamdynasty:

skaterparadise:

pardonmewhileipanic:

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

forever sorry to her that i let internalized misogyny, a poorly written character, and bad media turn me against her once. she is amazing

In love w/u

PERFECT

5 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 553,331 notes
Tagged as: #kristen stewart 

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

5 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 182,307 notes

Orange is the New Black: a summary

5 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 96,185 notes
Tagged as: #oitnb 
vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

5 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 343,488 notes
Tagged as: #cats 

ink-and-quill:

carpelibros:

slendertroll:

red-means-unsolved:

you-crazy-little-runaway:

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

The moon isn’t a planet you dumbfuck

the moon isn’t on there, fyi

that’s mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, and pluto

Pluto isn’t a planet you dumbfuck

Viva la Pluto, motherfucker.

Viva la Pluto!!!

5 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 574,115 notes
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fy-ellenpage:

Tiny Detectives with Kate Mara and Ellen Page

5 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 2,778 notes
outlawqueensituation:

greatandpowerfultrixie:

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

I’M STILL BITTER BECAUSE MISS CLAUDETTE IS NOT COME BACK??? WHY.

The actress who plays Ms. Claudette, Michelle Hurst, was in a very serious car accident earlier this year and had to be put into a drug induced coma for 16 days. Her recovery kept her from being able to be in the show for season 2 and may be why she’s unlisted for season 3.
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outlawqueensituation:

greatandpowerfultrixie:

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

I’M STILL BITTER BECAUSE MISS CLAUDETTE IS NOT COME BACK??? WHY.

The actress who plays Ms. Claudette, Michelle Hurst, was in a very serious car accident earlier this year and had to be put into a drug induced coma for 16 days. Her recovery kept her from being able to be in the show for season 2 and may be why she’s unlisted for season 3.

Source

1 week ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 54,363 notes
Tagged as: #oitnb